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 Post subject: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:02 am 
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A few tips that could help you enjoy life a bit more!!


1. Lots of Arcade machines.

2. Pinball machines too if there is room.

2a. If there isnt enough room, move into a bigger house.

2b. If moving isnt an option, do an audit of what is useless in the house.

2c. If said useless item complains, ignore her.

3. Beer is a must to ensure well lubricated play.

4. Chips is an optional extra, please note Chips can hinder the amount of Beer you can drink if you eat too much.

5. Friends is a must, playing NBA Jam, Street Fighter or even Snow Bros on your own gets boring after a while.

5a. Ensure you talk shit to your friends as much as possible when you win, but be willing to take it back when you lose.

6. See an arcade machine you want?? Buy it.

6a. If you doubt you need it, still buy it. Its better for a true lover of arcade machines to own them and love them.

7. Remember that DisQo is awesome.

8. Please note the beer mentioned in tip 3 must be cold. So a fridge in your arcade room is a must.

9. Putting pink buttons on an arcade machine is disturbing.

10. Handling a joystick with a pink knob on the end is worse.

11. Be good to your mother.

and finally:

12. Kissing your favourite cabinet good night at the end of the day can be considered creepy.. So do it when no one is around.


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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:50 am 
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"like"

I think most of these are common knowledge anyway :)

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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:07 pm 
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:lol: :lol:

Keep coming out with good advice like that and you'll find yourself being referred to as Guru DisQo!

Awesome list!

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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:38 pm 
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Guru, Swami, God... call me what ever you like I am open.

You can even call me Bastard, I answer to everything.


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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:31 pm 
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LOL, Oi! Bastard is taken by me :D

Even have a certificate to say I'm a certified Bastard :) :)


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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
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Yes, but I have been given a title by the queen,

Im a right royal bastard


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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:36 pm 
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I think you've just posted the entrance exam to AWRTGUMA. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:03 pm 
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I think he answered all the bonus questions too.

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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
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Ticked the right boxes for me...... :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Tips to know to ensure a happy life!!
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